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Expected Demotivational Poster

life's little lessons -

TAGS: prepare to pay unexpected costs
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 30, 2016, 12:27 am
Thanks, Zeul! Haven't heard from you for awhile. Welcome back!
Zeul - May 29, 2016, 8:05 pm
Dizz you nailed it!!!
mizzdizz - May 29, 2016, 2:51 pm
I'm in CA. It depends on the type/severity of the fire and next nearest hydrant. It takes 15-20 minutes or more to get a tow truck and the line that hooks to the hydrant isn't very flexible. There's a lot of pressure involved. So yup, there's a reason.
CloudchaserS - May 29, 2016, 4:33 am
I hear that's standard operating procedure in Chicago. In every state, the law says the firekillers can damage whatever they need to in order to fight a fire
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 9:20 pm
Thanks, JW! I'll be in and out for the next few months. Gotta be a responsible adult type... hate that!
JesusWept - May 28, 2016, 12:39 pm
Brilliant! Welcome home, dizz! ^^^^^Up


TAGS: never expected this humor
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

M0rd3kaI - March 31, 2012, 3:41 pm
I loved Tweety and Sylvester... brings back some memories
Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 12:17 pm
"I tawt I taw a puddy tat... But I need glasses to verify this"...
mariand - March 31, 2012, 11:03 am
This is very true... I wonder if kids understand it.


TAGS: oxymoron paranoia expect unexpected
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

Krickit - March 5, 2013, 4:20 pm
Also a paradox

EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED - These are not quite the seventy-two virgins we we were expecting...

PANOPEA ABRUPTA - Sorry madam, is not what you expected...

TAGS: sorry madam expected
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by almarpa

mattboy115 - September 25, 2010, 4:31 pm
I sure can. Goo-ee-duck!
almarpa - July 24, 2010, 11:12 am
Indeed! Goeduck!
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 8:26 pm
Can you say, goeduck???

IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS - That 3-some you've prayed to GOD for all your life? Congratulations! You are blessed with HIS infinite generosity.

unexpected encounter at a formal dinner -

Cock Fights -

TAGS: birds fights watching unexpected imagination
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

JesusWept - April 8, 2014, 10:41 am
Technical progress. Pews are so 20th century ;)
MissPriss - April 8, 2014, 10:19 am
Thanks Jesus. Still feels weird that I can connect with you through a comment box that isn't on the back of some pew in a church...teehee.
MissPriss - April 8, 2014, 10:18 am
Thanks me lord, glad you enjoyed it.
JesusWept - April 8, 2014, 8:30 am
Excellent! L L L L L
Reality Lord - April 8, 2014, 7:08 am


Why Latin is dead -

TAGS: lost in translation unexpected consiquences
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 7, 2017, 6:30 am
choke, choke, sputter, sputter, ROTFL!!!!!!! 'scuse me while I go refill my coffee cup..... the mighty priests of the city sewer system say too much rain and snow melt give the sewer god indigestion and trapped gas. He is very noisy in his suffering! LOL!
JesusWept - May 6, 2017, 7:23 pm
Sit on the toilet and scream "I CAST THEE OUT!!!" and then drop a SBD roflmao!!!
mizzdizz - May 6, 2017, 6:58 pm
Damn you JW! I said that out loud and now my toilet's possessed! Must be the southern accent! LOL! Thanks!
JesusWept - May 6, 2017, 4:22 pm
Bene factum! ^^^^^Up
mizzdizz - May 6, 2017, 8:28 am
Thanks, Cern! I've had this pic for over a year. Night on Bald Mountain, Satan vs Church, look out behind you, have been done to death. Finally found this little gem and put my own interpretation on it. The original joke may be from Harvard 'Bones'
concern3 - May 6, 2017, 4:44 am
Fantastic, UP yours

Waitress! -

TAGS: calendar 23rd food salad unexpected
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 24, 2015, 2:21 pm
Guys, Mr. M was made aware of the ad. Yeah it's in pretty bad taste. If it's still the one that I'm aware of. Is it the um...er...Facebook but all grown up sort of speak? Hey, what does a hare in my salad have to do with any of this...teehee!
GaryO - March 23, 2015, 8:32 pm
I see brestez and azzez on the plus side, but nothing inappropriate (I’ll be on the plus side, BTW)
Silverheart - March 23, 2015, 5:21 pm

That advertising you speak of - it's on the plus side as well.
TheSanityInspector - March 23, 2015, 2:36 pm
Clever! But quick question for the group: Is anyone else seeing inappropriate advertising, when you click on any motifake & bring up the Facebook view? I hope this isn't turning into that kind of site.

Car tipping -

Sneezer -

TAGS: when least expected it happens
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - December 5, 2014, 8:49 am
mizzdizz - December 4, 2014, 1:58 pm
Not sure if this little guy sneezed so hard, this is where he ended up, or if he's about to sneeze so hard he's gonna make a sudden exit! Either way, its a funny visual! 5 laughing, sneezing, sniffling lions!

Get freaky -

TAGS: shatter break like expected
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:58 am
Bomp, shi-dobie... Shattered. - Mick Jagger
rerun - January 29, 2016, 8:08 pm

twisted, delighted.
mizzdizz - January 29, 2016, 10:59 am
LOL! To each their own taste, right? 5 L!

Blind Date -